The difference between the male and female role in parenthood glared out at me this morning. When I had to go to the bathroom to do my business I did it downstairs. I kept the door open to make sure I could keep a strict eye on the bambino. This process took less than a minute flat.
When the man did his bu'ness he went upstairs, closed the door, locked it, and stayed in there FOREVER without a care in the world.
At least one of us still maintains some sense of privacy.............right?? Bah.