Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dear boobies part deux

Goodness me, how could I possibly have sent an apologetic booby letter without an honorary mention to the excruciation that is the process of expressing milk.  The manual and electric pumps that, after a short while of constant pumping, form your nipples into something akin to cow udders the length of your baby finger.  The hands only manual expression that should be considered a form of torture.  The sad and disheartening final product after said painful extraction of milk, just one ounce of liquid gold.  Two red and throbbing breast, 15-20 minutes of anguish for 1 measly ounce................sob.

Again my boobies, I am so very very sorry!

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